Some more giggling
Said military lieutenant is buying me new pumps. Why, you ask? BECAUSE I SAID SO. Win
I made $560 today to degrade a military lieutenant…
Each man is his own disease.
Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait
Piss off, cunt.
Some stupid twat asked me where I got my bones because she “would really like to order some.” I’m sorry, WHAT? You stupid girl. I find a carcass, I skin it, and I clean the bones myself which is a long and smelly process. Salvaje. I’m getting real tired of these “types” of “people.” Perhaps I should send her that rotting raccoon skin that I had...
Singing weezer with party bill
SO. Today, a client “Betsy” came in (Betsy is a man) to suck cock like a whore. Buddy came in wanting his cock sucked and to suck a cock. Buddy is delightful. However, when the time time for Betsy to do work, bitch decided to leave the session bc he wasn’t attracted to poor buddy. Buddy cried. So 4 of us went in to help the mistress cheer buddy up. We all peed and spat on...
Research paper death
I’ve been at NYU since 9:30am. It’s midnight. HATE.
Eating vegan ginger bourbon ice cream
JESSE LACEY GETS IT
You told me you can’t wait to see me and then you didn’t bother to even show up.
Its not about how long you live
It’s about how slow you die.
Blood in. Blood in.
Obligated by blood. Sewn for a lifetime. Weight on my shoulders. Dragging me down. Older. Forever bound to a responsibility. I wish I wasn’t within arms reach.
I smoked a blunt with my homies on the wburg bride. Then i ate a burger and fries. Then I ate some ribs. Then I ate some ice cream. Then I drank some beer. Then I smoked some more. BEST DAY EVER.
Finally able to sleep past 10am. And everything is still quiet!!!!
eatenbybears: The Rival Mob - Scared Stupid...
I wish I could afford to live in my own babe cave. All by myself. So quiet.
I’m so ignant I have a DMX tattoo. NFL.
eatenbybears asked: Ill be in jers the 22nd im putting a show on for caseys band in ohio
I really underestimate the power of my bed. How wonderful it is after a LONG day of stress and bullshit. Bed, I love you.
While being high and staring intently at her bong, my dear friend/roommate Samantha exclaims: “THE RESIN IN THE BONG SPELLS OUT ‘SAM’!!” I love her.
I love when I stress myself out and feel nauseated it’s so wonderful.