(Source: theomelettefromoutterspace, via 7smokahontas)
so i just started working at the urban in austin and i fucking hate it. almost all the people I work with are pieces of shit (mainly management) and have their heads so far up their own asses its ridiculous. get off your high horse you twat. i really loved working at the urban in manhattan because my fellow employees were actually my friends and management was trill. here, some dumpy cunt actually yelled at me. bitch, i am a spanish woman from NY and NO ONE yells at me unless you’re my mother.
Im going to need to find a new job before i choke a hoe.
thanks you swine. now i hate my job.
eat shit and die a slow, agonizing death.
Otto Seitz, Jugend magazine, 1896.
(Source: moon-bruise, via post-coitumtriste)
how much is that doggy in the windowwww
why is danny devito perfect?
(Source: entropy-reigns, via mdmay)
i miss working dungeons and having pain sluts with no safe words.
texas HAS TO have a BDSM scene., right?
its the truth and it hurts.
(Source: soulraped, via post-coitumtriste)
laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
Through thick and thin, and my bratty ass teenage years, I love you maa.
Eastern Screech Owl by Graham McGeorge