shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
Yea fuck the pieces of shit that just HAVE TO shop at five am on Black Friday. Thanks for ruining my favorite holiday swine. And for the record thanksgiving is my favorite holiday not bc of the how the native Americans were treated but bc I fucking love pumpkin and turkey and GRAVY. BURN THE WHITE MAN. NEVER FORGET.
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Sunset at the Pyramids, Cairo
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
HAHAH WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE HAHA I TRIED TO FIGHT MULTIPLE MALES THE OTHER NIGHT AND THEY WOULDNT STEP SO I ACTED A FOOOOOLLL
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I’m 25. Side pony tail. Not kindergarten, but college.
That cat really wanted dat broc
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"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"
I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs
in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics
if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time
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Just had a limited run of these ravens printed up on silk stock. Measures right around 11.5” x 15.5” with border. $20 each, includes shipping in the USA. please email Tattoosbyeva@gmail.com if you’d like to purchase one! Thank you
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