Rip amy 4evr
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It pisses me off when idiots move here because it’s the “city of my dreams” and “I’ve ways wanted to live in NYC” and then they get here and try to make it and fall flat on their faces.
What the fuck did you expect? It’s NYC. We chew you up and spit you out with a care in the world bc every damn week there’s a new flock of scum.
Want to know why New Yorkers are so pissed? Because this city isn’t even our anymore. It’s full of a bunch of jackasses from Kansas or some shit.
We would be much happier if you pissed off and we could have even a DAY in this city and really have it feel like ours.
Id like to eat a slice of pizza without some dumb dick tourist bumping into me.
Id like to be able to make it to work on time without some tourist holding the train, or standing in my way to take a picture of a building.
I’d like to be able to stand outside while enjoying my coffee in peace without some shit asking me for directions. YOU GOT A SMART PHONE? GOOGLE IT.
Don’t come to my city and expect me to be your fucking tour guide with a smile.
oh my god
This is probably how my partner feels
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© Ralph Gibson
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Jk I hate my dad most.
But I’m a close 2nd.
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